He loves me! He loves me not! He loves me! He loves me not! I shed the petals off the marigold he loves me! I scream as the last petal floated down this was after 3 stupid flowers reported thee opposite but hey! Were they wrong he loves me! I know you don’t understand so I would back track Sisi and me oh!( That my bf since forever) were trying to figure out Ade’s feelings towards me and gosh was he tripping anyways it’s not as though I were interested or anything just wanted to know okay who am I deceiving I REALLY like him I mean like like him. But that was so last week i.e. before he asked me out to dinner on Friday and every girl knows that a guy who wants to be just friends would not ask you out to dinner more so on a Friday night.
So there we were sitting across each other in chocolate royal after just watching Twilight: Breaking dawn part 1 from genesis deluxe just across the hall which by the way I love and have read the books 6 times and counting to prove it okay that’s by the way but there we were sitting and gisting about the movie while sharing a pizza and sipping diet coke when one sleazy thing walks by oh! And stressing on the hate was wearing Peruvian hair and jimmy choo’s to die for anyways I was totally admiring her and pointed out her shoes to Ade when he suddenly said hey! That’s biola and called out her name and then came running the bimbo into his arms okay I wasn’t hating at first but that was before the stupid mutt decided to pull up a chair at my table totally ignoring me by the way and started chatting with my boyfriend okay so he is not my boyfriend yet but then who says.
Shall I say she has no grace and was totally slutty she began touching and giving light taps and was totally pulling him in talking and giggling about what I don’t know and wouldn’t want to and Ade was totally eating up from her palms and as though a light bulb turned up in his head he suddenly turned to look at me after 6 good minutes hey! Who’s counting and said and I quote” gush I am sorry Biola meet BImpe, a good friend of mine (what a good friend? Is that all you can say? I am his girlfriend duh!! I shouted in my mind) and Bimpe, Biola we used to date (WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You this sleazy, slutty, good for nothing B**** you think you can steal my man just you wait and let me slap you back to where you think you strutted out from I screamed in my mind alongside other expletives) but all that came out of my mouth was one word with two letters OH!.
by Kristin
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