Who no like good thing........

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Who no like good thing.....
by Ekechukwu 'Nado' Osu on Friday, June 18, 2010 at 8:02am
Walking through the busy streets of Lagos after a long day, my feet hurts, i'm tired, thirsty, hungry and angry at no one in particular(maybe myself). Not even the dark, sweaty, dirty, brown toothed agberos harrasing angry fear gripped conductors unwilling to part with as low as twenty naira(funny but true) or the short, fat, black, sweaty women selling tomatoes, or the able bodied beggars, angrily begging passer's by who are equally as pissed off as i am......one more "OGA ABEG NOW!" and a beggar would recieve a slap for sure(welcome to Lagos).......I got to smile when I saw a kid not older than 7yrs, trying to act gangsta, sagging his dirty army green jumper trouses and showing off his grease stained blue boxers, with no footware on, who was terrorising an akara woman who refused to part with one akara but later did with a smile because the young gangsta's antics were funny rather than repulsiue. My smile came when I saw the boy smile as he savoured his victory over the akara woman in his gangsta way(bouncing like a kangaroo and packing his jumper trousers at the crouch with one hand while the other held his half eaten akara). Getting into the bus i heaved a sigh of relief not just caz i got to cool my heels after all the walking, but caz i got another another reason to smile.....Thinkhng i waz free, an agbero who was practically scarred for life with fresh scars on his head, hand and face(obviously from a recent battle.....yes battle not fight, caz one gets that kind of beating at war). He started taxing the driver who pretended not to see him, before a pretty light skinned(toh bad.....)lady passed by him. He immediately stopped taxing the driver and stared at her as she walked by shaking her behind rythmically much to the awe of the agbero who stared for about a minute until she waz lost in the crowd of pedestrians. Turning back to resume taxing the driver he caught me laughing and said to me in his hoarse voice(obviously caused by too much igbo) and through his puffed blackened lips(twice the size of jayz's) and brownish teeth "OH BOY, WHO NO LIKE GOOD THING".....

What a dream..........

Taylor Swift and Avril Lavinge are fighting to win me over,while Ciara is telling Meagan Good that she has more to offer me...Cassie calls Mary J Blige agbaya for flirting with me while Mariah Carey backs Mary J saying age aint nothing but a number and Spectac of pretty ricky says 'yeah thats my song'...Jennifer Hudgens tells Miley Cyrus to find a guy her age caz she is the one for me...Alicia Keys tries to console Sophia Bush who is love sick for me while Blake Lively tries to get my attention....this goes on while im in vip with Kanye talking basketball with Trey Songz and Fabulous...Neyo is dancin with Keri Hilson while Jayz and Diddy walk up and join us with Usher signaling the waiters(Dbanj and Tuface)in monkey suits to bring buckets of ACE's and NUVO's not forgeting ROSE for Rick Ross and Drake....then i hear a distant voice calling me to wake up...only then do i realize its all a dream......damn....it felt so real.......

I just want to be successful.....

We've all heard the smashing hit song from Drake ft Trey songz and of course its like he is speaking our mind we all want to be successful infact since we were all kids its been our dream.........*flash back*.....Lets rewind to when we were kids. We saw cool movies and when we saw a porshe or a nice convertible we would go like...'thats my car'....we would see Nelly all blinged up and we would go like...'thats my guy'....we all associated ourselves with cool stuff and all wished in a couple of years that would become reality....*fast forward*.....has it?...we all have dreams but somehow we are too lazy to pursue them....you hear people make statements like 'thats all child fantasy' and stuff like 'we're grown up now'.....So!!!... Does being grown up stop you from living your dream....lets take a step back and review our lives....its not too late to take our destinies into our hands and do something positive about it..........lets talk ME nw.....i want to be successful too....and by Gods grace it would happen.....i've always wanted to marry a french lady....(yeah laugh all you want)....and hava a posh mansion with a pool and my porshe parked side by side with my boo's aston martin.....and believe it or not its gonna happen......just stay focused look for the right connection(ask God)......nd BAM....you would be breaking bread with the likes of Usher, Me, Jay-z, and drake........safe.....

I wonder..........

I wonder wat it would be like to be a girl...(hmm...Nah...im cool with wats btw my legs...a hole will be wierd....yeah...WIERD...hahah...)...I wonder what would happen if Jayz slaped Beyonce on Oprah and Beyonce pees on her pants(hahaha...dat would make #1 on funniest TV moments)...I wonder what wud happen if Marques Houston had married Beyonce(FYI...They were engaged)...I wonder what would happen if D'banj marries Rihannah...(ha...fat chance)...I wonder what would happen if Obama was a fag...(whoa...dnt hate...im jst wondering)...I wonder what would happen if Lagos was New York...(hmmm...a dream i would love to see come true...) I wonder wat will happen if Bill Clinton caught Hillary in bed with Obasanjo...and Bill is like what?!and OBJ is like 'Ogbeni farabale jorr'.....(haha....yawa don gas be dat)...I wonder what it would be like if the Queen of England was a fuji star(a collabo with pasuma would be just nice...song title: 'Mo ti ya were')...I wonder wat mad people think about....(hmmm....seriously....hmmm)...I wonder what it would be like if T-pain was a cele pastor nd his assistant would be lil wayne...I wonder when i would do a collabo album with Chiris Brown...featuring Trey Songz nd Neyo on some tracks...(one dream i see coming true.....uh..you re laughing...dnt come begging to be in the video oh!)...I wonder what it would be like if both TI and Bow wow were my brothers and Drew Sindora and Paige Hurd my sisters...(wow...coolest family ever)...I wonder what it would be like to have Meagan Good as my babe(wow...)...........ha.....dont you just wonder.........