Letter to my Ex...

Dear Ex,
Words can’t describe how hurt I was the day you packed your things and left. I woke up that morning stretching my hand towards your own side of the bed but all I could feel was the warmth of the ruffled sheets where you had lain a couple of hours ago. I opened my eyes to see you but the rays of the sun reflecting on the white sheets was what I got. I sat up placing my bare feet on the cold tiled floor rubbing my eyes trying to get the sleep out of them. I walked towards the ajar bathroom door hoping to wrap my arms around you as I heard the shower running but the shower screen door was open and you weren’t there. I called out your name but the sound of my voice was what I got back. I got back to the room hoping to go downstairs to check you in the kitchen when I noticed the envelop on your dressing table. I picked it up. The smell of your lavender perfume filled my nostrils bringing a smile to my face as I opened the envelop and brought out the note you left. It read “Sorry for everything. Have a nice life”. Oh my gosh. I was mad. what in the world did I do to deserve getting jilted this way. I gave you my love, my heart, everything I ever had and what do I get in return, a lousy note, two sentences, seven words of bullshit. I threw the note and the envelop on the floor fuming. That was when I realized your key on inside the envelop. I picked up the nightstand and threw it across the room. I ripped all the pictures on the mirror into pieces and smashed your dressing mirror with my right fist. The memories still linger whenever I see the scars on my right fist. Anyways I just want to say thank you for leaving when you did. Though it was hard but I moved on. Now I have the best girl in the world, beautiful, adorable, awesome, caring, and loving. She is everything I ever wanted in a girl and she is everything you would never be in this world or the next to come. I really hope your selfish, and ungrateful nature would get you a guy who really cares about you (fat chance). This is a letter to you to tell you I’m doing great. You thought I wouldn’t be able to live without you. I remember you saying that I would never find someone like you, well hun guess again. Do have a pathetic life.
Yours truly,
Nado.

“How stupid can you be in front of a mirror”…..

I open my eyes to the brightness of the rays of the sun hitting me through the open window at the right side of the full classroom. Boys and girls sitting tight listening attentively to Dr James. “And that would be the end of the lecture, see you next class” the Acc lecturer says as he closes his lecture note before walking out of the class. “Already?” I ask myself wiping the drool from my mouth before checking my watch. It was 9:02am. I had slept throughout the one hour lecture from 8am to 9am. Amazing right? Yes I just got to class and five minutes after the lecturer started talking I dozed off. He was just too boring for my liking. He never cited examples, his explanations were written down and he read them word for word. If I needed to hear someone’s voice I would have seen a movie not come to class. I wanted to learn and he was making it really hard for me. It was not just worth my while. I stand up to get in line of the students trooping out of the class but some guy stepped on my new shoe. I don't know if I am to scream or slap the breath out of his nostrils. I just sit back and sulk for about 5mins cursing under my breath letting everyone leave before I stand up to leave. I decide to go to the gents to go freshen up before going for my next class. I get into the gents and shut the creaking door behind me. The smell of antiseptic hit me and I wince. Not that I hate antiseptics, it just reminds me of hospitals. “Eewww”, I hate hospitals. Walking up to the sink I drop my folder comfortably in the space between the wall and the sink’s tap knob. And then I see a copy of myself in the mirror. Hmmmm. I take a few seconds to study my boyish-manly features. I'm just standing there. And then I smile. I stop. And then I smile again. I take out my comb from the rear pocket of my trousers and start combing my hair. Seven strokes and I get the hair in place. And then I smile at myself again, this time a full teethed smile. i stick my right forefinger into my right nosetrill and then i remove it. i do the same with my left forefinger and then remove it too. I puff my shoulders and put out my chest like Clark does in smallville. I am superman. I flex my muscles and do the fisted flying move. I check my teeth to see if there are traces of the cornflakes I had had that morning on my teeth but there was none. Then I pull my trousers to my tummy trying to imitate my 400lbs professor of mathematics Prof Tunji. I laugh at myself at the thought. I am really having fun entertaining myself. I bring out lip balm and put so much on my lips and pout my lips like a girl and drawing close to the mirror to kiss myself before I hear the creaking sound of the door. Someone had just walked in. I sharply wipe the lip balm off my mouth fix myself up in 5secs, pick up my folder and walk out. Now am I being STUPID in front of the mirror or am I having fun. You pick, but before you judge me just know that you have done the same before………chao.

Nado Top 10.........

Alright, you all have seen my top 5 and now for my 6 to 10 get ready.....it comes up in 5.....4.....3.....2.............................1......and....now....



(6)my number six is prison breakthis is another very fresh series that got me hooked on my seat. how really brilliant can someone be but Scofield is out of this world. You wont blame Dr Sarah for falling would you. Mad breakout schemes, crazy fella Tbag eating his guy in the desert...hmmm a must watch.....



(7)This is one hell of a funny series. when i got a hold of this i thought it was going to be friggin boring but you cant take it away from the Bluth family. From the financially corrupt father to the materialistic mother, realistic first son Micheal crazy buster. it really got me laughing.



(8)the game is a series of the daily life of american football stars. money, fame, girlfriends, wives, children, mother e.t.c....nice one



(9) 4400 is one series that would actually make you sit down and learn one or two things from. where 4400 people were randomly taken by a force from different parts of the world and took them to the future with powers to change things. must watch




(10)in my number ten sot is this is another series that i really like but comes in in number ten. its about a boy who is the chosen one to be the custodian of magical powers in his land, but he really has a lot to learn.

alright there is my 6 to 10 to complete Nado's top 10.....put yours in the comment section.......enjoy