"A Plea to Live"...

The huge gates of the Coker residence at mende in Maryland lagos state was intimidating. The lining of the huge lion’s head with its metal canine looking like it was ready to tear any intruder to pieces. Intrigued by the carving I ran my hand over it but got my hand tapped away by Adaugo my best friend who was tagging along. She had had a thing for tumi since she saw his DP on my blackberry and has not stopped asking questions. She started developing feelings for him without even setting her eyes on him. (girls na wa o). I was on my way to seeing tumi when she came to my house to see me. I thought since she had always had a crush on him how about I set up a meeting. (in his house…..lol) “Lets go back ‘she said tapping my hand away from the canine of the metal lion suddenly developing cold feet. I smiled and rang the bell again. Audu the gateman opened the see through part of the gate and on recognizing me opened the gate. walking towards the big mansion with Adaugo on my arms I could not get enough of the “wow’s” from her mouth. I had been here several times but still I admired the house. We were caught short in our admiration at the sight of the world’s most deadly dog, “Baron”. We froze. I was dumbfounded at the sight of the pit bull who slowly and angrily got up from its position like we were the cause of its bad day not knowing that our bad day had just begun. Adaugo could not stand anymore but took off. I took off after her and the mean looking animal charged towards us. I could only imagine it coming for our buttocks. “God pls don’t let this animal chew my bum bum” I prayed as I dashed through the open gateway which Ada had opened. I forgot that Tumi lived in a close and ran towards the closed part of the street. I was confused as I approached the end of the street and didn’t know what to do. I had nowhere to go. I turned and could see the spittle drop from the mouth of the beast as he ran charging towards me. with tears in my eyes I knelt down and in a plea to live, begged the beast not to eat me. I cried and begged profusely at the dog who seemed to become pitiful and miraculously the beast turned and walked away…..i looked and watched as it shook its behind at me walking away back into the house. I promised never to see or talk to Tumi in my life. I picked myself up and went in search of Ada…..

by Nado

WHEN A GIRL SAYS OH!

He loves me! He loves me not! He loves me! He loves me not! I shed the petals off the marigold he loves me! I scream as the last petal floated down this was after 3 stupid flowers reported thee opposite but hey! Were they wrong he loves me! I know you don’t understand so I would back track Sisi and me oh!( That my bf since forever) were trying to figure out Ade’s feelings towards me and gosh was he tripping anyways it’s not as though I were interested or anything just wanted to know okay who am I deceiving I REALLY like him I mean like like him. But that was so last week i.e. before he asked me out to dinner on Friday and every girl knows that a guy who wants to be just friends would not ask you out to dinner more so on a Friday night. So there we were sitting across each other in chocolate royal after just watching Twilight: Breaking dawn part 1 from genesis deluxe just across the hall which by the way I love and have read the books 6 times and counting to prove it okay that’s by the way but there we were sitting and gisting about the movie while sharing a pizza and sipping diet coke when one sleazy thing walks by oh! And stressing on the hate was wearing Peruvian hair and jimmy choo’s to die for anyways I was totally admiring her and pointed out her shoes to Ade when he suddenly said hey! That’s biola and called out her name and then came running the bimbo into his arms okay I wasn’t hating at first but that was before the stupid mutt decided to pull up a chair at my table totally ignoring me by the way and started chatting with my boyfriend okay so he is not my boyfriend yet but then who says. Shall I say she has no grace and was totally slutty she began touching and giving light taps and was totally pulling him in talking and giggling about what I don’t know and wouldn’t want to and Ade was totally eating up from her palms and as though a light bulb turned up in his head he suddenly turned to look at me after 6 good minutes hey! Who’s counting and said and I quote” gush I am sorry Biola meet BImpe, a good friend of mine (what a good friend? Is that all you can say? I am his girlfriend duh!! I shouted in my mind) and Bimpe, Biola we used to date (WHAT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You this sleazy, slutty, good for nothing B**** you think you can steal my man just you wait and let me slap you back to where you think you strutted out from I screamed in my mind alongside other expletives) but all that came out of my mouth was one word with two letters OH!. by Kristin