Tuesday, February 14, 2012

"I Hate Valentine's Day".......

Waking up this morning, I could feel the excitement in the air. People hurriedly had their baths and brushed their teeth so they could have enough time for their make-up. I got up, had my bath and brushed very slowly. I tried to decide on what to wear and couldn't just figure it out. I looked out of my room and saw a very high percentage of girls wearing things with a touch of RED. I was an inch away from throwing up. I picked up a purple shirt, a pair of black trousers and black shoes. I was bent on not wearing anything which had red in it. "happy valentine's day" i could hear people say to each other, the bunch of ignorant people shouting from block to block wishing one another a happy valentine's day. As I walked to class, I pondered on what this day actually was and finally got to know how wrong people were about this day. how wrong is that? who calls the day that is meant to be a day of mourning St.Valentine's day? Nonsense! People exchanging gifts and hugging. I could imagine him gathering momentum to give all them all punches in their faces. and then came the worst part. Almost everyone in my class was wearing red. Seriously! don't people think?! Whoever told people that wearing RED on Valentine's day was appropriate should be stripped naked, tied to a chair and stoned to death. Don't people ever try to imagine that St.Valentine was allergic to RED or had an epileptic attack anytime he saw the colour RED? why do human beings have to be so ignorant and inconsiderate all the time? some people even kiss on Valentine's day.(shaking my head). What if St.Valentine never had a girlfriend and hated people kissing? People even give their girlfriends roses on Valentine's day. Nobody knows what killed him. What if a rose pricked him and he bled to death. No one ever look at things from his own point of view. People just feel they can celebrate the day stupidly and carelessly. Mmmmssccchheew. With all these valid points, I hope I've convinced you all why I hate people's view about celebrating valentine. P.S: I am 100% sure that St.Valentine had a sense of style so people should stop wearing red shirts on red skirts or trousers with red ties. It is clashing, insultive and has puke potential by Toni (An upcoming writer. Watch out for her)

7 comments:

  1. toni this is really good................*thumbs up*

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  2. *Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off!* I love this! Totally awesome! :D

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  3. This doesn't make sense its probably because you don't have anyone to spend Valentine's day with.
    Don't be sad my friend share the love
    Peace

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  4. Ode!!!!!!!!! Loner oshi! ntoin! :p

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  5. Oh please! Stop hating! It's called creativity. Dimwits!

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